In today’s #WTFWednesday post, I ponder…. WTF happened to my life?
I remember a time not too long ago when “sneaking around” was something that you saw on soap operas, tabloid magazine covers and of course, Jerry Springer. It was dirty, it was sleazy and, for some people, it was an adventure. Now that I have a toddler, sneaking around is no longer about cheating on a lover in the wee hours of the morning. Sneaking around is now about cheating on your diet health kick at six in the morning and bribing the munchkin so she doesn’t tell her father when he wakes up. :-\
“You didn’t see nuthin’, kid.”
“Mommy, do you SEE this! It’s a ME sized cupcake!”
“One does not simply enjoy a cupcake….”
Nom nom nom!
“It is totally okay to lick your fingers in this situation, honey.”
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing……”
“THAT.WAS.AWESOME!”
Don’t judge me, I NEEDED that damn cupcake!!!! It called to me. The munchkin too. We’re pretty gangster. This is how we roll.
Giggles and Cupcake Kisses from me and Mohawk Tay!
Am LOVING this post! The pictures TOTALLY make it, and the captions made me laugh out loud! Stopping by from SITS.
lol, just so you know…. i got caught sneaking into the ice cream the other night too. damn crunchy almonds… i would totally suck as a criminal….
Hahahaha! Haven’t we all done this? I don’t know how many times I’ve told my three year old that something can be “our secret” and then she goes and shouts it to my husband when he gets home! Your girl is adorable…and definitely knows how to enjoy a cupcake!
I have been known to sneak into my bedroom with a bag of chips just so I don’t have to share them!
haaaaaaaaaaa! i must try this! it sounds absolutely delightful! lol