PARENTS!!! Do you suffer from Separation Anxiety?
Excessive and unexplained stress when separated from your munchkin; Reluctance to go to other places because of fear of separation; Unwarranted worry or anxiety about harm coming to your munchkin.
- YOU NEED A DAMN DAY OFF!!!!!
- One day off, per month (or as needed), preferably with a masseuse and a martini.
*Spokesperson is not a real doctor. Or Ferris Bueller. Check the video for details.